I Got Married Over Coffee This Morning
Ben and I were drinking our coffee at the breakfast table this morning and he gave me a kiss as the kids were walking through the kitchen.
The next thing we knew, we were in the middle of our wedding ceremony. Aidan was officiating. She yelled the WHOLE time.
“KISS MOMMY AGAIN! This is your wedding!”
“PRETEND TO GIVE MOMMY A RING!”
“SAY I LOVE YOU TO MOMMY!”
“SAY I LOVE YOU TO DADDY!”
“SAY YOU’LL HAVE COFFEE TOGETHER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!”
“MOMMY, YOU SAY WE’LL PICK APPLES OFF OF THE APPLE TREE”
“DADDY, SAY OK!”
“MOMMY, SAY THAT YOU JUST HAD A BABY BUT DADDY CAN LOOK AT HER”
“DADDY, SAY MOMMY IS SPARKLY!!”
“MOMMY, SAY DADDY IS PRETTY!”
“PRETEND TO GIVE MOMMY A RING AGAIN!”
“MOMMY, GIVE A RING BACK TO DADDY!”
“DADDY, TELL MOMMY SHE’S THE BESTEST WOMAN EVER!”
“MOMMY, TELL DADDY HE’S HANDSOME!”
“MOMMY, TELL DADDY YOU LOVE LADY BUGS!”
“MORE THAN ANY OTHER BUG!”
“BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!”
“DADDY, TELL MOMMY YOU LOVE DADDY LONG LEGS!”
“MORE THAN ANY OTHER BUGS!”
“BUT I LOVE YOU MORE!”
“NOW KISS YOUR WIFE!”
“MAKE SURE YOU MAKE THAT *SMACKING* SOUND OR ITS NOT A REAL KISS!”
“NOW I WILL CRACK THE MAGIC EGG AND WE’LL RETURN TO OUR HOUSE!” [referencing Oscar the Pig:Mommy Goes to Work]
Once she heard us aruging and she dictated an apology letter to Ben that he was to give me. It said;
“I am sorry I was mean to you. I didn’t mean it. You are my woman and I am your man. I love you.”
