Bite Me
Every Thursday I make our friend Ben come hang out with us. He, like my husband Ben, is from Vermont.
Last night, husband Ben asks friend Ben…
“Do you ever hear anyone else down here [in Alabama] say in the floor instead of on the floor?”
For example, “Where are my shoes?” “They’re in the floor.”
Friend Ben said, “No, why?”
“Because Brandice and her entire family say in the floor, not on the floor.”
Friend Ben said, “Maybe it’s just Brandice’s family.”
I said, “BITE ME.”
