17th Dec2008

Be Brave

by The Boss

A few weeks ago, I made myself a little rule and wrote it on our dry erase board. Aidan asked me what it said, so I read it to her. “No worrying allowed.” She asked me why I wrote that, and I told her that I worry to much, so I was reminding myself not to worry.

This morning we were getting ready for school. She has a field trip today, and since it had been rescheduled, I couldn’t go with her. She was telling me how brave she was thinking about being. She wanted to be brave, but she didn’t want to be brave. All of the sudden, she stopped mid-sentence and she started pointing her finger to the dry erase board saying, “You should write Be Brave on that board because… (Then she started pointing to herself) ..some people in this house don’t know how to be brave around spiders.”

07th Dec2008

You’re not a lady if…

by The Boss

This morning I awoke to some sort of weird ceremony taking place on my bed. Aidan was in our bed, hiding under the covers when her brothers came in. They climbed on the bed, stood there very proud like and yelled a lot. When they stopped yelling they could hear Aidan yelling under the covers. It must have been some sort of top secret “go ahead” yell, because they immediately raised their duplos to the sky and cheered, then began to dance around in circles stepping on their father’s legs. This carried on for some time. I didn’t mind because Ben was the one getting stepped on and it was entertaining to Zoe. It was almost like an additional 15 minutes of sleep.

Ben had to be at work at 11:30 today, so we didn’t go to church and I ran out early to get the grocery shopping done. I made the mistake of saying “you guys” in Wal-Mart instead of the traditional, “y’all.” The lady looked at me confused, like she couldn’t understand what I was talking about. The same way my family looks at me, when I talk.

And listen to me, please. If you are a southerner and a lady, I don’t want to see a bumper sticker on your car that says; S.L.U.T.S. Southern Ladies Under Ton of Stress. If you have one of these on your car, you may find me in the parking lot one day, with a scraper and some finger nail polish remover, removing that ridiculous sticker. You’ve been warned.

05th Dec2008

275

by The Boss

Friday’s are my favorite day…if Ben is off. He started working 4 10 hour days a while back. It’s been awesome. First of all, it saves us a little money in the gas and lunch department PLUS he can take Aidan to school for me and I don’t have to get 4 kids ready just to take 1 to school. That makes me happy.

This morning Ben was laying in bed and feeding Zoe for me. Zion walked in our room and said, “Mommy! It’s your friend Ben!” I giggled.

I have a plan today. Plans scare me because I am a procrastinator. Also, this plan involves the boys, and well, they’re crazy, but the plan is to start the boys on some activities and get them in a “schooling” mode. The boys hate any type of writing. Andrew usually falls in the floor and proclaims he can’t do it. Which is kind of crap, but true because he still doesn’t have lots of control over his hand when it come to writing, but he’s not interested in writing. I mean, how does writing help you pretend to be a pirate so you can kill princesses? Don’t worry, my friend Aaron gave him a talk about NOT killing the princesses, and how you want the princesses around. I think Andrew thinks princesses are bossy and complain a lot. I wonder who in our house could have given him THAT idea? So the plan is to read and build letters. Hooray! What a fun day!

I went to Aidan’s school the other day because they needed moms to volunteer to help paint snowmen shirts. The kids put their footprint on the shirt and then we turned it into a snowman. I was under the impression that I would be helping Aidan paint her snowman shirt, and she was under the same impression. But all the kids got to do was walk in, put their print on a shirt and go back to class. Then me and a bunch of moms painted these snowmen on these shirts.

This really made no sense to me. First of all, I expect to be getting some calls from the moms who were not there asking me to refund the amount of money they paid for their shirt. We had very limited supplies, and the shirts look like they were painted by Kindergartners. Second, why could the kids not help? All of their important morning stuff was over, and when I was leaving the kids were eating a snack and watching a movie. Could they not have bypassed movie time to paint a scarf and a hat on a shirt? This may be bothering me more than it should.

Because Aidan almost cried, her teacher told her to ask me if I wanted her to leave when I left. That was nice, but in the process her teacher said she was “very dramatic.” Well duh! But this is the first I’ve heard of her crying a lot at school. Her teacher has always just told me how sweet she was, which is great, but I asked Aidan if she cried a lot at school and she said, “yes.” Why did I not know about this? I could have been talking to her about it.

I am not trying to be all, “What did you do to make Aidan cry?” I know she’s dramatic. I feel like they led me to believe she wasn’t having any problems at school. Her report cards have been perfect, she hasn’t been in trouble once. They’ll let me know that she needs help on her academic stuff, but no one told me she was crying at school. As a matter of fact, they’ve told me she’s one who never “falls apart.” Which is just confusing. I am going to write a note to the teacher as soon as I have all this figured out in my head.

The other thing is, she has been falling apart way more at home since she started school. I don’t like not knowing what’s going on with her through out the day. Getting a Kindergartner to talk about stuff is like pulling teeth. I imagine someone at school isn’t doing what she wants them to do and it makes her angry so she cries. I just wish I had known! I figure these teachers have way more to worry about than Aidan being dramatic, and they probably didn’t feel it was important. It’s not that big of a deal, I was just completely unaware. How can I help her with something if I don’t know about it?

::le sigh:: I have vented, and probably been slightly dramatic. Thank you for your time.

04th Dec2008

I push the button!

by The Boss

There is this stuffed animal on our Christmas tree that sings a Christmas song and I never knew until the boys squeezed that toy 30 times while we were decorating. After putting up the Christmas tree, we all sat down on the couch to watch it twinkle. Andrew would run up to the tree, squeeze the stuffed animal, and try to run back and sit on the couch before it stopped singing. I guess he was trying to set the mood. He realized that this wasn’t working, and then Zion volunteered to help. They were running in circles trying to make this happen. It wasn’t long before the tree was swaying back and forth, so I told them to stop. Andrew had to try one more time. Then he was told to step away from the tree, but he felt the need to try one more time..eventually I had to drag him from the tree. It was like he could not help himself. He knew that he was going to get in trouble and could care less when it came to the musical styles of this tiny stuffed reindeer. “Just…one…more…time….mom.”

After that, we were at the table and Aidan looked up with a super disappointed look on her face and said, “MOM! We forgot to celebrate Hanukkah!” So I explained that Hanukkah and Christmas had nothing to do with each other, they just happen to be celebrated around the same time. She seemed relieved.

23rd Nov2008

Puking, Super Powers, and Boot Camp.

by The Boss

I woke up to the sound of Aidan screaming this morning. I jumped from bed, and ran toward her room, but I found her in the family room floor…puking. I really wasn’t surprised, her scream gave it away. Scream interpretation is a super power you get when you become a parent. That way, you know if it’s worth stopping what you’re doing to go intervene.

It’s music to my ears when Aidan asks me how I know everything. She was telling my mom about this super power of mine last week. My mom responded with, “Yes, that’s because Mommy has eyes in the back of her head.” I knew then I was going to be up all night showing Aidan that the back of my head, had no eyes. She’s still not convinced.

Today Ben was offering me a cup of coffee. He had bought a different kind and told me to expect a “bolder flavor.” I guess I gave him a look that said, “How dare you change the coffee without asking me!” Because he said, “You don’t like change!” Of course I argued with him. Then Aidan said, “Mommy, I like change!” Then she said, “Mommy, what’s change?”

The past few days I have realized that I am raising a lazy son. When it’s time for Andrew to put his shoes on, he just lay’s down in the floor and puts his hands behind his head. Then, because he’s so considerate, he raises his foot in the air so I can put his shoes on for him. Today we were looking at a toy catalog and he was telling me about all the toys on the pages. Suddenly I realized that his hands were behind his head, and he was telling me when to turn the page. He starts boot camp tomorrow.

I may puke. I am going to bed.

22nd Nov2008

No sombreros were worn in the making of this post.

by The Boss

Yesterday, after a small anxiety attack, a couple of phone calls and the discovery of someone’s birthday, I got a girls night out.

I was in the bathroom reaching for my makeup bag, which was dusty from lack of use, when Aidan came in to interrogate me.

“Wear are you going, Mommy?”

“I’m having a girl’s night.”

“I want to go with you.”

“No.”

“But it’s not fair.”

“Yes, it is fair.”

::the waterworks begin::

“It’s not fair when you go places and leave me home.”

“Well Aidan, seeing how that NEVER happens, I think you’ll live.”

::runs off::

“Dadddddyyyyyyyyyy, Mommy’s leaving!”

“uhh huhhh”

When it was time to go, I said bye to Ben and the kids.

Aidan: “Bye Mommy.”

Andrew: “Bye Mommy”

Zion:”Bye Mom”

I start walking toward the door.

Aidan: “Wait! I need a hug”

“I just hugged you.”

“I need another one.”

“Fine.”

Andrew: “Mommy! I need a BIG hug!”

So I give him a BIG hug. Still confused how he has somehow forgotten that I just hugged him 5 seconds ago.

Zion:”I need a hug, Mom.”

So I hug him too…again.

Then, as I place my hand on the doorknob…

Aidan:” Mommy, you forgot to give us kisses.”

“Oh, it must have been all the hugging that made me forget.”

Andrew:”I need a kiss too, Mom”

“Fine.”

Zion: “Hey Mom! Kiss me too.”

As I turn to walk out the door, someone brings up hugging again. So, I run.

When I get in the car, I can’t help but check several times to make sure they haven’t gotten in there somehow.

I wont go into the part where I stood at the restaurant a while, wondering where everyone could be. Or that they were at their house, waiting on me to pick them up. That’s not important. What’s important is that there was cheese dip and an unlimited supply of tortilla chips. It’s also important that the birthday girl didn’t end up with a sombrero on her head, which I think is a small price to pay for a free brownie.

21st Nov2008

STOP THE PRESS

by The Boss

Zoe laughed! It was this amazing adorable giggle. You may continue with your business now.

20th Nov2008

Overheard In The Bathroom

by The Boss

[Toilet seat slams]

::flushing sounds::

Andrew in his most excited voice:

“Bye Water!” (he’s referring to his pee)

“Have a good day in the potty”

“See you next time!”

“Mommy! I went potty!”

“Good, Andrew.”

Ben looked at me and said, “What a ceremony.” Andrew and his “bathroom ways” are subject I don’t think I will ever understand. He can come up with the most creative ways to go potty…even backwards. That is one of the many reasons he pees all over everything in the potty process.


19th Nov2008

by The Boss

Andrew has a new word: Prettiful

All day I have heard, “Mommy! It is so prettiful!”

::beam::

17th Nov2008

It Was So Easy, It Made Me Nervous

by The Boss

Me: [ placing carrots on Andrew's plate]

Andrew: I don’t like carrots

Me: It doesn’t matter. You need to eat some.

Andrew: Oh. OK. ::crunch crunch::

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