16th Nov2008

100 Things

by The Boss
  1. I  was addicted to the movie Annie when I was little.
  2. My grandmother recorded me singing “Tomorrow” over and over again.
  3. I remember feeling so passionate about the song as I sang it.
  4. I also daydreamed about cleaning the house while performing a musical.
  5. I was so lame.
  6. I hate wearing watches.
  7. I try to make myself wear them despite the fact they make me crazy.
  8. I also hate wearing shoes.
  9. I only wear them when there’s a sign on the door that assures me I wont get any service without them.
  10. That’s also when I put on a shirt.
  11. I’m a procrastinating control freak.
  12. That means I never actually get any controlling done.
  13. If I were rich, I would still shop at thrift stores and yard sales just for the fun of finding treasures.
  14. I habitually check my email
  15. I get a little sad when no one has emailed me ::cough cough::
  16. I over think everything.
  17. That’s just one more reason I never accomplish anything.
  18. I LOVE to look at catalogs.
  19. I could do that for hours.
  20. I always start at the last page and make my way to the first page.
  21. I remember my psychology teacher mentioning this, but I can’t remember what she said about people who do that.
  22. I get scared when I see Aidan acting like me.
  23. I think things should be neat and tidy, but I think it’s a waste of time to keep it that way.
  24. When my children don’t wake up in the middle of the night, I get paranoid that something has happened to them so I get up to see if they’re still breathing.
  25. Lately I forget things A LOT!
  26. I like country music. There. I’m out of the closet.
  27. My parents divorced when I was 7.
  28. They got back together when I was 8.
  29. They split up again when I was 9.
  30. They were together again when I was 10.
  31. Then, of course they split up again. I can’t remember how old I was.
  32. This may be why I like country music.
  33. In the beginning, I drank coffee only because my friends did.
  34. Now I drink 4 cups a day.
  35. I have 4 calendars.
  36. and I write my appointments on all of them.
  37. I still forget about appointments.
  38. Our dog took advantage of the neighbor’s dog.
  39. I feel like I should bake them cookies, or something.
  40. Does Hallmark make a card for doggie fornication?
  41. I have a wishlist.
  42. A new camera with an additional awesome lens.
  43. and a laptop.
  44. These things would make everything better.
  45. I have a hard time making friends with girls.
  46. I think I scare them.
  47. I cherish the girlfriends I have.
  48. I cherish my guy friends too.
  49. Even the gingers.
  50. I’m surprised that I am having a hard time thinking of 100 things to say about myself.
  51. Normally, this sort of thing comes very easy.
  52. I asked my husband to help me.
  53. He said he couldn’t think of anything to say
  54. and that maybe it was because he was SO in love with me.
  55. That’s when I realized he was trying to think of my bad qualities.
  56. and while I agree that I don’t have that many,
  57. The whole “I’m SO in love with you” thing…
  58. a total cop out.
  59. I love to laugh more than anything in the world.
  60. If you can make me laugh
  61. I will attach myself to you permanently
  62. Sorry guys.
  63. Sometimes I laugh at inappropriate things.
  64. I can’t help it.
  65. I also say inappropriate things.
  66. another reason I’m bad at making girlfriends.
  67. I guess I’m what you call a “nervous talker”
  68. I always skipped school when I was younger.
  69. I don’t mean just in high school.
  70. I started in Kindergarten.
  71. By the time I was in 4th grade I was writing my own excuses for being absent.
  72. It’s amazing I graduated.
  73. It blows my mind that Aidan doesn’t like to miss school.
  74. Thank you God.
  75. My goal is to make money from home.
  76. So I can work in my pajamas
  77. Because if everyone got to work in their pajamas.
  78. They would be happier while they worked.
  79. Therefore increasing productivity.
  80. Or it might increase napping
  81. Regardless, that’s what I want to do.
  82. Mostly I don’t like to leave the house
  83. Homeschooling may be in our future
  84. Of course, I’ve said that before.
  85. I change my mind a lot
  86. That’s OK with me.
  87. It drives everyone else crazy.
  88. Aidan fell asleep on the couch one night this week.
  89. I guess when she woke up the TV was still on.
  90. she started watching an infomercial
  91. about working out.
  92. the next morning she said she watched a movie on exercising.
  93. she suggested exercising really fast
  94. so that my stomach would get smaller
  95. apparently I don’t exercise fast enough.
  96. Thanks for pointing that out.
  97. I think I’ll take up power walking.
  98. Taking up something like that when it’s starting to get cold out is a horrible idea.
  99. No one wants to crawl out of a warm bed to go walking in the cold.
  100. This list has proven to me that I am a drama queen.

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