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	<title>You're the boss, Brandice &#187; The Children</title>
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	<description>Just keep telling yourself that</description>
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		<title>Hello, my name is Brandice and I have a two year old.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking care of a two year old is like taking care of a drunk person. They ramble on and on but never actually form a complete sentence. Drunk people and two year olds should never drive, and neither have the ability to be logical. They pee on themselves, can&#8217;t walk in a straight line, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And The Crowd Goes Wild!</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2010/08/and-the-crowd-goes-wild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Monday, we started our new homeschool year.  If the rest of the year is anything like the last two days, we are going to have so much fun! Yesterday, the boys started learning the letter &#8220;I&#8221;. We sat down, and I showed them how to write it. I told them that capital &#8220;I&#8221; was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RRRRESCUE PACK!</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/11/rrrrescue-pack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[RESCUE PACK!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Andrew recently turned 5. Everyday for the last 3 months he has asked for a RESCUE PACK! Note: For the purposes of this blog post every time you read RESCUE PACK! you have to throw one arm in the air as you leap for joy at the mere mention of&#8230;testing&#8230;1&#8230;2&#8230;3&#8230; RESCUE PACK! Also, RESCUE PACK! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pride and Joy.</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/07/pride-and-joy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 14:10:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Good Times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOL]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Three of my children crawled in my bed this morning. Zion discussed the need for his diaper to be changed. I explained to him that if he would just use the potty, we wouldn&#8217;t need to have this conversation. Andrew was curious where he came from, and who put him in my belly. I told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I had forgotten</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/06/i-had-forgotten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bored Children]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is Aidan&#8217;s 3rd day out of school. This morning, she started the day with, &#8220;Mommy, I&#8217;m ready to go back to school. I&#8217;m not sure August 6th is going to come fast enough. She&#8217;s bored. So bored. So very very bored. I am just glad that I don&#8217;t have to load everyone in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The proof is on your face</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/05/the-proof-is-on-your-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 15:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Raising Boys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When Zion has done something he wasn&#8217;t supposed to, he always leaves the evidence on his face. &#8220;Zion, have you been eating Raspberry Cream Cheese out of the container?&#8221; &#8220;Nope.&#8221; &#8220;Zion, how did you get that Raspberry Cream Cheese all over your face.&#8221; &#8220;Ummm&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Have you been eating Raspberry Cream Cheese?&#8221; &#8220;Ummm&#8230;yeah.&#8221; Later on&#8230; &#8220;Zion [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She tired.</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/she-tired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birthdays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slumber parties]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is possibly the first time I have relaxed in 4 days. It has been a whirlwind around here. Friday I ate lunch with Aidan at her school. This is always entertaining to me, because kindergartners talk A LOT and tell you everything. The trick is not to get whiplash from trying to keep up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One&#8230;Two&#8230;Three&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/onetwothree/</link>
		<comments>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/onetwothree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Memoirs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Children]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[discipline]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you count to 3 when you&#8217;re trying to get your children to obey you? Someone was asking me this yesterday. I&#8217;ve tried this strategy&#8230;maybe twice since I&#8217;ve had children. Both times went exactly the same way. &#8220;Clean your room!&#8221; &#8220;We&#8217;re playing robots!&#8221; &#8220;You need to clean your room&#8221; &#8220;OK&#8221; ::5 minutes later:: &#8220;Clean. Your. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ingenuity</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/ingenuity/</link>
		<comments>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/ingenuity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Raising Boys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Even the adult boys I know will pee outside if that&#8217;s where they are when they feel the urge. I realized a little while back, that idea had not occurred to my boys yet. Then yesterday, Aidan came inside and told me a very interesting story about her brother. &#8220;Andrew peed in a cup and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They do say the darndest things.</title>
		<link>http://yourethebossbrandice.com/2009/04/they-do-say-the-darndest-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:35:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Boss</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Internet Finds]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Andrew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[things I will use against them later]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This morning, we were sitting in the waiting room at the doctor&#8217;s office. Everything was going fine. Zoe was in her stroller just hanging out. Andrew and Zion were enjoying the fact they had my complete attention for a while. They got to take turns sitting in my lap, and manipulating my face with their [...]]]></description>
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