They do say the darndest things.
This morning, we were sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office. Everything was going fine. Zoe was in her stroller just hanging out. Andrew and Zion were enjoying the fact they had my complete attention for a while. They got to take turns sitting in my lap, and manipulating my face with their hands.
“Make a fish face Mommy”
“Say ahhhhhhh”
Zion climbed out of my lap, and Andrew climbed in my lap. Andrew took his little finger, and poked my boob. Then, he said in a very loud let’s make everyone look at us voice, “They’re like mountains!” He took his fingers, and acted like they were walking and said, “See you can climb them.”
After that, he lifted his shirt to show me his chest. Then he said, “See, you try.” Nothing I could say or do, could distract him. I’m fairly certain, my face was red. I didn’t even look up to see who else had heard our conversation until we were called back to the nurse. Everyone had huge smiles on their faces.
I take comfort in knowing that I can tell this story to his first girlfriend.
