10th Jul2009

Pride and Joy.

by The Boss

Three of my children crawled in my bed this morning. Zion discussed the need for his diaper to be changed. I explained to him that if he would just use the potty, we wouldn’t need to have this conversation. Andrew was curious where he came from, and who put him in my belly. I told him, “God you put there.” Then he argued that God did not put him there, but that he came from God’s heart. Andrew knows the answers to questions he asks, before he even asks them. He just wants to train you to answer correctly. Then he asked me if i had another baby in my tummy. I told him “NO” and grounded him for life. To which Aidan responded, “Andrew, Mommy does NOT want that many kids!”

Aidan was standing at the side of my bed. She had dressed herself, and was holding her journal and a pencil in her hand. She had made herself a to-do list and was showing me where she was in her day. She suddenly remembered that she had forgotten something, and asked me to hold her journal and pencil for safe keeping. I told her she could put it on my nightstand. She seemed hesitant, but then put her stuff down. She turned to her brothers, pointed her finger at them, and proceeded to give them strict instructions to NOT TOUCH HER STUFF while she was out of the room. I promise, they looked like they were not even aware she was speaking. I was thinking she seemed a little paranoid, or was just looking for an excuse to boss them around. Aidan walked out of our bedroom, and Andrew jumped up and ran over to the night stand. He gave her journal a quick tap with his finger, and quickly returned to what he was doing.

I laughed until tears ran out of my eyes. The whole incident made me so proud. Proud of Aidan’s bossiness. Proud of Andrew’s sneakiness. Proud. Proud. Proud.

09th Jul2009

Oh, Fabulous Day.

by The Boss

This morning I sat on the couch, trying to rest my back and writing in my notebook. I told myself I would finish writing and jump in the shower before Zoe awoke from her nap. Then I proceeded in my Brandice ways and called Laura. Completely disregarding the plan I had just made in my head.

I asked Laura if I could borrow a book I saw once while rummaging secretly through her bookshelves. Well, it’s really wasn’t a secret, she always catches me. But I like to humor myself.

While I was talking to Laura, I could hear Zoe talking to herself in her crib. I told myself I still had plenty of time to get off the phone and jump in the shower. Then, of course, I got another call. I answered, talked for a minute, and finally decided it was time to get that shower out of the way.

When I walked out of the bathroom, Zoe was no longer talking in her sweet Zoe voice, but was screaming at the top of her lungs. I wondered what had made her so mad, and then thought she must have just lost her temper because I wasn’t right there to pick her up when she wanted to be picked up.

I opened the bedroom door and was slapped in the face with the smell of poop. Ahhhh…that’s what made her mad. I walked over to her crib to pick her up, and she had some how managed to poop outside of her diaper, without taking her diaper off. She had gotten poop everywhere in her crib and also played in it.

So glad I went ahead and got that shower out of the way.

Now, she’s had a bath, and I smell like poop. This day is going to be fabulous.