13th May2009

The proof is on your face

by The Boss

When Zion has done something he wasn’t supposed to, he always leaves the evidence on his face.

“Zion, have you been eating Raspberry Cream Cheese out of the container?”

“Nope.”

“Zion, how did you get that Raspberry Cream Cheese all over your face.”

“Ummm…”

“Have you been eating Raspberry Cream Cheese?”

“Ummm…yeah.”

Later on…

“Zion have been playing with the markers?”

“Nope.”

“What’s all over your face?”

“Ummm…green marker.”

“So you were playing with the markers?”

“Aidan gave them to me.”

Even later…

“Did you eat dirt while you were playing outside?”

“Ummm…nope.”

“What’s that all over your mouth?”

“Chocolate dirt…umm…Andrew made it.”

“Gross.”

06th May2009

The plan, Stan.

by The Boss

Both of my boys are signed up for preschool next year. They’re going to go everyday. I am going to have ONE child at home during the day.

This is what I have decided to do:

#1-Join the YMCA.

#2- Weekday mornings, I will drop my children off at school.

#3-Drive straight to the Y.

#4- Drop Zoe off at the Y kid care.

#5- Get a massage.

#6 -Get in the sauna.

#7-Take a swim.

#8- One more massage.

Every weekday is going to be just like that, for one whole month. Possibly TWO whole months. Once I have recieved enough pampering, I will spend some time on my house. Then, I’m considering looking into becoming a grown up.