Conspiracy

Single Dog seeks Family with Big Yard

By The Boss ⋅ November 17, 2008 ⋅  Email This Post ⋅  Print This Post ⋅ Post a comment

Flash enjoys staring out the window waiting on the squirrels to come out of their hiding places. With a look and the wag of a tail he’ll tell you when it’s time to open the door so that he can chase after each squirrel that has dared to come down from the tree.

If you have a difficult time hearing people knock on your door, then you need Flash. He hears everything and lets you know about it. In the middle of the night, the early morning, it doesn’t matter. That leaf fell off the tree and you need to know.

Flash enjoys playing soccer and long walks on the beach as long as he isn’t attached to a leash of any kind. Leashes seem to cause a paralytic state to fall over him. This can be useful when you want him to be still.

Flash can help your kids learn to eat their food when it’s placed before them. If they so much as get up from the table to go potty, he will devour anything left on their plate. Have a problem with people coming over? Flash requires all visitors full attention. This will directly result in less visitors and more free time to devote to Flashes needs.

I’m so sure that Flash is the dog for you, that I will give you $20 to try him out.

Taking the $20 is a binding contract and means you accept full responsibility of Flash the Wonder Dog

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